91原创 City resident Roz Kromhoff found out the negativity of the day can turn around with a simple knock on the door, even when it鈥檚 the police.
Now she has a mystery on her hands about where was the wallet of her husband, Bryan Francis, for all that time?
Her Twitter tale:
THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED. (a thread)
So I鈥檓 sitting on my couch (taking a short break from cleaning dog diarrhea out of my shag area rug. ahem.) and the phone rings.
It鈥檚 the front door buzzer.
鈥淯h, hey, I found a wallet belonging to Bryan. Does he live here?鈥�
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I鈥檓 instantly angry, internally 鈥� WHY didn鈥檛 Bryan tell me he lost another wallet?!鈥� but I go meet the guy in the lobby.
It鈥檚 not just some guy. It鈥檚 an @91原创RCMP
Constable.
He introduces himself 鈥� Const. Arnold 鈥� and holds up鈥� a wallet.
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But it鈥檚 NOT a brown leather wallet with Bryan鈥檚 name etched into it. It takes me a good five seconds to process what is happening.
Holy. Shit.
鈥淗oly *$#@!鈥� I yell, far too loudly (obviously startling Constable Arnold).
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It鈥檚 Bryan鈥檚 wallet, all right: Bryan鈥檚 OLD wallet, WHICH WENT MISSING IN MAY OF 2018!
It was found by a bottle collector, in a park somewhere off of a street that is at LEAST a ten minute drive from our home.
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Identification, credit card, debit cards, Subway gift card鈥� EVERYTHING IS STILL IN IT. (There was no cash in it when it went missing.)
There鈥檚 a tiny bit of dirt on the outside of it, but no water damage or anything.
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I had been having an objectively terrible morning (see: dog diarrhea, among several other things), and then this happened.
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A few thoughts:
1. Awesome turner-inner of the wallet!
2. Awesome 鈥渃ustomer鈥� service by the @91原创RCMP!
3. WALLET, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR 17 MONTHS?
4. Let鈥檚 go to @SUBWAYCanada!
(fin.)
THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED. (a thread)
鈥� Roz Kromhoff (@krozzer)
So I'm sitting on my couch (taking a short break from cleaning dog diarrhea out of my shag area rug. ahem.) and the phone rings.
It's the front door buzzer.
"Uh, hey, I found a wallet belonging to Bryan. Does he live here?"
