I鈥檓 sitting here marvelling at the weather.
It鈥檚 especially the temperature that鈥檚 amazing me.
When I was a kid, we would get our veggies ready for the fall fair in early September.
Where I grew up on Vancouver Island, closer to the ocean, the climate tends to be just a tad milder than here in the Fraser Valley. The fall fair was held every year on the weekend after Labour Day.
Nearly every year it was a struggle to get the show veggies picked and set aside before frost, so they wouldn鈥檛 be damaged by the cold, which would make them unsuitable for the 4-H show table.
Here it is, October, and we have not yet had so much as a hint of frost.
And for the past decade or more, that鈥檚 been normal.
I know that Donald Trump maintains global warming is really just a hoax perpetrated by China, but鈥�
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What the鈥�?
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Donald Trump?!?!!
鈥淚 didn鈥檛 say that.鈥�
Actually, you did鈥�
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While I admit that that is a persuasive argument, what are you doing here in my computer? And how the heck did you know what I鈥檓 writing?
鈥淭he people at the NSA are unbelievable. They know I鈥檓 going to make America great again. The NSA endorsed me just earlier today.鈥�
Ummm鈥� the NSA can鈥檛 actually endorse anybody. That would be illegal.
鈥淲rong. I鈥檓 going to make America great again, and it鈥檚 all about two words: law and order.鈥�
Ummm, that鈥檚 three words鈥�
鈥淭he NSA is right with me in making America great again, by helping to keep Americans like you and me safe.鈥�
But I鈥檓 not American鈥�
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I鈥檓 Canadian and I鈥�
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I was born in Canada and I live in Canada and鈥�
鈥淎nd I鈥檓 going to make all the states like yours great again鈥� I have property in Canada and it鈥檚 a great state and the people are unbelievable.鈥�
But we鈥檙e not American.
鈥淲ell, I鈥檓 going to built a wall and it will be unbelievable. It will be an amazing wall. It will be a great wall. The greatest wall ever.鈥�
Between Canada and the United States?
鈥淏arack Obama should have never let Canada leave America. He got bad advice from Secretary Clinton. Now we have to build a wall.鈥�
But what about the weather? The temperatures outside? What about global warming?
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